Water Feature Forums-oh My!

What a hoot! I'm learning a lot and fast about thebasin at its base. With a liner pond, they teach
nature of on-line forums.that after placing the pump in the bottom, you
I can only speak of my experience with forumsthen fill it up with loose gravel. I'm thinking that
related to the water garden or water featurewould create three problems:
industry. I have decided to join a waterfall andIf you have to service or clean the garbage off
pond related forum and start sharing mythe intake of the sump pump, you would first
somewhat biased views and experience with pondneed to pull out all the stinky, slimy, poopy-laden
liners.rock.
As of late, I have discovered that sharing my biasThe basin would not hold much water if the rock
towards pond liners with a forum full of pond linertakes up most of the space. When you turn on
installers is something like trying to pass out Biblesthe waterfall, most of the water is sucked from
at a porn convention!the catch basin before the water can cascade
Some startling statistics that could explain why:back to the basin.
1. More than 37% of all waterfalls have seriousThere would be no room to install an auto-fill
structural damage within 3 years of it being built.system, which means you would need to fill the
2. 57% of homeowners say they're ratherbasin area often with a garden hose to prevent
unsatisfied with the way their waterfall came outthe pump from running dry.
- after the project was completed.So I decided to be a nice guy and post my article,
3. Nearly 1 in 3 waterfalls and ponds are leakingPondless Waterfalls: Concrete vs. Liners, on the
water within 9 months of completion.forum. This was a really bad idea - much like
4. 27% of all outdoor waterfalls and ponds havetrying to untangle a nest full of rattle snakes.
pumps that are either too strong or too weak -Before I could post answers to several questions
causing unnecessary expenditures down the road.that were posed by a sincerely curious forum
5. 63% of 'do It yourselfers' said they wish theymember, I was locked out of the website. By
had the proper information from the 'get go' orguess who? The administrator of the site, who
they wished they would have hired someone!was also the owner of the site, the webmaster,
These statistics are from the pond liner industryand the very guy who made the original inquiry
itself (Bob Wilder, 48-Hour Waterfall). I canabout pondless waterfall construction!
confirm and attest to these figures myself. I haveAccording to him, several forum members
built over 1,900 concrete and rebar waterfalls andcomplained to him that I was a spammer trying
ponds over the past 26 years. I have ripped outto sell my waterfall system. What? I don't sell
and replaced dozens of defective liner ponds andconcrete and rebar. Nor do I sell high-efficiency
replaced them with concrete ones with lifetimecentrifugal pumps, or Thoroseal, or galvanized
warranties.grating to place over the basins, or anti-vortex
Pond liner guys will not attach more than adrains, or rock! So what did he mean by saying I
one-year warranty.was trying to sell my system?
They make no guarantee against rats, mice,Well I soon figured it out, and it turns out that
ground squirrels, gophers, tree roots and sharpthey probably meant I was trying to malign their
objects. They know the truth, they just don'tsystem, not sell mine. I did a little research, and
share it.guess what? Mr. Administrator and Mr. Domain
Some guy on the forum was questioning theOwner was also a pond liner installer. End of
need to fill up the catch basin of a pondlessmystery!
waterfall with loose rock and gravel, thus coveringRead my article Pondless Waterfall: Concrete vs.
up the sump pump. I thought this was a goodLiner and you will get, as Paul Harvey says, "the
question, because I wondered the same thingrest of the story."
myself.Happy koi, peace and joy.
Water from a pondless waterfall is captured in a