Alternatives to Plumbers

Why would anybody in England prefer to get theirafter that'  too expensive. There's a lot of,
leaks fixed by Polish plumbers these days. Why'Sorry, too busy right now. I can maybe fit you in
would they? Why would they favour foreignerssometime next Tuesday' and the question of
over their home-made counterparts? Could thesetime: it's unheard of to get a plumber out of his
Poles have something that English people don't?cosy house after 6 o'clock at night. After all, he
Are they doing something their British colleagueshas a family too. He likes watching TV, just like
aren't? Mike Scantlebury, Internet Author, has anyou. He doesn't want to miss the football, as you
opinion.don't. Well, no, he's not exactly like you. He's set
Robert Kiyosaki has made a curious assertion inhimself up as a plumber, that's how he earns a
one of his many books. He says that the taxliving. To do that, he needs customers. Polish
system, the legal system, in fact the wholeplumbers know that, and are willing to work to
economic system, has been set up to favourplease their customers, not themselves. That's
entrepreneurs. He says that everything is therethe difference.
to encourage people to take risks, borrowPlumbers in Britain have a different take on reality.
money, set up businesses, build factories andThey think that everything was great, life was
houses and create jobs. Why? Because that'sgood, and then these guys from Poland started
what the country needs. We need employmentarriving  and it ruined everything. Most British
and housing, so we need enterprising individualspeople know the opposite. 'Things were great'?
who can make that happen. We need these topFor plumbers! 'Life was good'? For them, not for
people. Everything else has to serve their needs,the customers. English plumbers complain that
and the system exists to support them.these new arrivals 'work for less money'. Money
Down at the bottom of the pile, things lookisn't everything  especially when water is
different. 'The bosses need us', say the workers,dripping down your walls. When that happens, the
so ask for bigger pay rises. That's not going tomain issue is getting it fixed. Oh yes, at a
work out. These days, those bosses have areasonable price, but someone  please  come
choice. If you're not willing to work for the dollarand sort it out. English plumbers weren't prepared
rate offered, they'll find someone who will, oftento do that, to put themselves out or make an
from overseas. In Britain today the argument iseffort, and the customers got fed up with them.
about all the East European countries who haveIt's always been that way. In the 1960s Japanese
joined the European Union recently. It means thatmotor cycles started arriving in Britain and swept
their residents now have the right  yes, thethe market. They were welcomed. People had got
legal right  to travel to Britain and offerfed up with British bikes. They were too heavy,
themselves for work. The problem for us locals isdifficult to start, and leaked oil. The Japanese
that these new arrivals are used to working forbikes were light, easy starters, and clean. Of
less money than we need and are grateful forcourse people bought them.
any jobs they can get, no matter howThis is the great truth. British plumbers complain
second-rate or poorly paid. They are also willing toof their prices being undercut and say it's all 'unfair
work hard and don't demand time off andcompetition'. There's no such thing as 'fair
holidays. From the point of view of thecompetition'! But that's not it. A new service, new
employers, they're just what they need.invention, new product, doesn't catch on unless it's
The example most often quoted is 'Polishbetter than what's out there now. So if your
plumbers'. In the last few months, many plumbersplumbing services are no longer required, maybe
and other skilled people have arrived in Britainit's because you weren't doing a very good job,
from places like Poland, and are offering theirand people are gladly taking up the alternative. So
services. They work hard and they don't ask forwhat's that got to do with taxes, the legal
much money. They are suddenly in demand.system, and the things we started with? Because
Everybody wants them. English plumbers are up incustomers are always looking for a better
arms. 'Not fair', they say, forgetting that theproduct or service and we need to encourage the
economic system doesn't set out to be fair. Itpeople who are hoping to provide it. We want
exists to make things, deliver services, createthose entrepreneurs, hungry, anxious to get on
new businesses and provide profits. It never setsand find the new big thing. We want new
out to be 'fair'. If you want fairness in society,factories, new jobs, new opportunities. It might
you have to vote for a government that will domean disruption for workers as old established
something about that. Economics isn't in thatindustries collapse. It might mean re-location,
business of being 'fair'.re-training, re-skilling, but the system can provide
English plumbers have forgotten one thing. Peoplethat for those who are willing. It's the only way
don't like them. People in Britain know that whenthe economic system progresses and it's made a
their washing machine goes mad and startsgood life for millions of people in the last few
pumping water all over the kitchen floor, thengenerations. The lesson is clear: if you are a British
they are in trouble  mainly because it will beplumber, you should have had an eye over your
practically impossible to find anyone to comeshoulder, just in case someone came along who
round and fix the problem. You will be standing upcould do a better job. And if it kills your job, then
to your ankles in water, telephone in one handyou need to change. Maybe, even, you need to
and Yellow Pages in the other, and you can gobecome the new entrepreneur that's going to
down the list for quite a way before even gettingmake a killing out of the new trend when it
an answer. Then there's the reply, 'It will becomes along, as it surely will.
£60 to come out and £20 an hour